By now you have probably realised that Social Isolation is not like it is in the films.
You will not keep yourself entertained with a baseball, and glove-like Steve McQueen did in the Great Escape.
You will not be like James Stewart in Rear Window, solving murders from his window, in the company of a primarily ignored Grace Kelly.
No, it will be you going slightly mad, growing a beard, eating nothing but comfort food for weeks on end, while watching repeats of Miranda and Mrs Brown Boys.
Still, it could be worse. Imagine just how Melania Trump is feeling.
Equally, you could be like Ripley in Alien, with a Xenomorph for company. How would you have liked that?