Monthly Archives: February 2020

Cat Still licking the fridge

Tiddles the Cat, as well as finding time to passively-aggressively pass judgement on you has also found a lot of time for licking the fridge lately. Although it could be a Eupenism for something a lot more fun, and hygenic, … Continue reading

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That Cat is still staring at you.

That Cat, who lives at number six, you know the black and white one? Tiddles? Belongs to Joan and David? You know, the couple that you nodded to back in December? I don’t know why you nodded at them. Perhaps … Continue reading

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Pike still not dating – Spoof

Barry the Pike, a seven-year from the river just by your house has revealed that he still has not had a single match on Firestarter.com, even though he has posed with Snotty Dave, Keith the Plum, and Gerald the Spinach. … Continue reading

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Book Review – Class Murder by Leigh Russell

Book Review Class Murder by Leigh Russell No Exit Press 7 out of 10 After a previous case went wrong, Detective Inspector Geraldine Steel has returned to the fray, but on a different level to the one, she was on … Continue reading

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